Maybe it’s true that 30 is the new 20, and 20somethings these days are still living out their teen angst. Maybe it’s Heather [Cocks] and Jessica [Morgan]’s lack of condescension, or our reality TV-fueled addiction to the kind of dramatic treasure trove that’s only unearthed in young adult and romance genres, but “Spoiled” is as easily read as a razor-sharp comedy about Hollywood’s over-important youth culture as it is as a big hug for teens with peer problems.

One of the felicitous effects of this gothed-up version is how wimpy it makes that girl from “Twilight” look in comparison. A glittery vampire swooning over your deliciousness as the forecast calls for showers? Not a problem. Being “poor, plain, obscure and little,” a girl, and all alone in the 19th century? That’s a concrete problem.

Teens first showed their adoration for the undead characters in ‘Twilight’ and ‘True Blood’ by wearing fake vampire teeth. Then some dentists began offering the real deal: Floss Dental in Houston does a handful of ‘vampire veneers,’ having bonding material shaped on the incisors like fangs, each month. Prices start at $200.

It got scarier when they removed the fangs. Alarmed teachers and health professionals noted that teens were actually gnawing at each other’s necks and shoulders in school hallways. At times, the modern-day hickeys broke the skin. Some young lovers were even cementing their relationships by tasting each other’s blood.